I'm Snotlout Jorgenson, yeah, you've probably heard of me. I am the greatest viking around. I live in Berk, you know the deal.
I totally do my own thing, you know. What I want, when I want. Totally just moved into my parents basement. Yeah, I'm pretty independent.
I dunno if you know, most people don't, I don't like to advertise...but I'm Hiccup's cousin. Embarrassing, right? Well, it's not so bad now...but before. You wouldn't catch me letting ANYONE know.
I'm totally Astrid's boyfriend, she just doesn't know it yet. She keeps playing coy, but we all know she wants a real viking man, like me. She totally works out in my parent's basement with me. It's pretty hot.
Sometimes my friends and I go and hang out together, we train, we pig out in the mess hall. Whatever I'm feeling. They're pretty cool. Aside from Astrid, (and sometimes Hiccup), there's Tuffnut and his pesky twin Ruffnut, and then there's Fishlegs. They're all pretty much my best friends. But then again, everyone wants to be. They're the lucky ones who got chosen.
Oh, yeah, since Hiccup went all 'hero' or whatever we have dragons...as PETS. It's pretty much the coolest thing anywhere. I would've taught everyone that dragons were cool, but I was too busy killing them with my bare hands. Anyway, I have a dragon, yeah, a Monstrous Nightmare. It's pretty much the toughest kind out there. His name is Hookfang. He's pretty awesome, just like me.
Well, don't just stand there, you can start adoring me now!
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